I watched "Footloose" the other day. I love that movie. 2 thoughts:
1. I think I have the answer as to why Lori Singer never became a superstar. It lies right in her IMDB page where it says: Height: 5'10 1/2". Seriously, you might as well just pack in your leading lady status when you're that height, it's over for you. You know she had to be up for parts opposite Tom Cruise in the '80's and then they got in the same room together and it looked like Snow White and the Gay Dwarf. Much like height cost me my NBA career and countless women, height cost her Sandra Bullock status.
2. How pissed was Ren after the prom? He's like, I just spent my whole time in this fucked up town fighting with Lithgow and the school bully over dancing, and there's multiple break dancers here! Where the hell were these guys when I was dancing all by myself in that wherehouse? I could've used the tips! And where were you when I was quoting the Bible to the town council? Thanks for having my back, dicks.
3 comments:
I agree with lithgow, dancing is from the devil.
whadda a movie--Bacon doing some of his finest work:
Chuck: I thought only pansies wore neckties.
Ren: See that? I thought only assholes used the word "pansy".
(also, apologies for my BWI (that's blogging while intoxicated) last week. that's the problem with blog-commenting while drunk: there's no one to slap you when you start incoherently babbling about nothing. you should at least be able to Sharpie someone via cyberspace so they find out the next morning how hammered they were. although i do suppose digital cameras, flickr, and myspace fill that void nicely.)
hey, i welcome all BWI's, it always leads to hilarity. i think some of my stuff could use some alcohol assisted comedy
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