The Showbiz Show is okay, but I’ve been noticing that they do a lot of what I call “magazine” jokes. They’ve also been doing them on Weekend Update a lot too. Though I find them hilarious, I think it’s just a little too easy. I mean, one a month is cool, but anything after that is just lazy. You can do them to any news setup, and I’ll prove it to you:
Denise Richards says that she and Heather Locklear are no longer friends. Read more about this in the next issue of “Whores Have No Friends Weekly”.
Nicole Richie says she knows she is too thin and is going to do something about it. The news drew sharp criticism from the editors of “Finger Down Throat Illustrated”.
Katie Holmes made an appearance with Tom Cruise at the premiere of Mission Impossible III. The two were also filming a scene for the new reality show “Homodate”.
Jennifer Garner is in talks to star opposite Jamie Foxx in the thriller "The Kingdom." The movie is also known by it’s alternate title “Shit I Will Never Pay To See”.
Nick Lachey says that he would never go out with Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay has responded with a short essay entitled “Thank the Lord”.
Kansas has set the minimum age for marriage at 15 years old. An immediate protest of the law was called for by the Arkansas magazine “11 Year Old Brides”
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly stole Paris Hilton’s boyfriend. This according to the Medicine journal “How Chlamydia Spreads”.