The Showbiz Show is okay, but I’ve been noticing that they do a lot of what I call “magazine” jokes. They’ve also been doing them on Weekend Update a lot too. Though I find them hilarious, I think it’s just a little too easy. I mean, one a month is cool, but anything after that is just lazy. You can do them to any news setup, and I’ll prove it to you:
Denise Richards says that she and Heather Locklear are no longer friends. Read more about this in the next issue of “Whores Have No Friends Weekly”.
Nicole Richie says she knows she is too thin and is going to do something about it. The news drew sharp criticism from the editors of “Finger Down Throat Illustrated”.
Katie Holmes made an appearance with Tom Cruise at the premiere of Mission Impossible III. The two were also filming a scene for the new reality show “Homodate”.
Jennifer Garner is in talks to star opposite Jamie Foxx in the thriller "The Kingdom." The movie is also known by it’s alternate title “Shit I Will Never Pay To See”.
Nick Lachey says that he would never go out with Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay has responded with a short essay entitled “Thank the Lord”.
Kansas has set the minimum age for marriage at 15 years old. An immediate protest of the law was called for by the Arkansas magazine “11 Year Old Brides”
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly stole Paris Hilton’s boyfriend. This according to the Medicine journal “How Chlamydia Spreads”.
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yo kid, haven't spoken my mind in awhile so here it goes...
loved the 30 year history - glad we could be a part of the bday weekend and leave my own special stamp on it. 358 days until 31!!! i say next year is mandatory 4 day weekend for all involved. i got carlos and merv in my pocket.
i read your gay slave column before seeign the show, thinking he is just being modest - i know rube, he is always in good shape, watches what he eats, etc. BUT damn dude, you were serious. what the hell happened brassky? looks like both of us need to lose a few LBS.
just giving you a hard time man, i should be the last one talking about body image although this package is all genetics baby - no weights here.
LOST blew me away the other night. Michael is one of the others???? Get the fuck out of here. Unbelievable. Put my wife down as one of the people that continually questions where it is all going and says almost every episode things like "this is getting a little ridiculous!" You're right, it is ridiculous and it's great! BRAVO LOST.
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