Well, now her "people" have come to her defense. It's kind of interesting though, because they're also saying Lindsay's going to AA meetings. Are they blaming the alcohol for the letter? I guess that does make it seem a little better. I mean, Mel Gibson gets drunk and he goes on anti-semitic tirades. When Lindsay gets drunk, she flashes her cooch and spells stuff wrong. Doesn't seem so bad in comparison.
Then again, maybe this whole thing is just a stunt to combat Lindsay's fiercest (trashiest) competitor: Britney Spears. Is it a coincidence that these Lohan stories happen right after Brit's vagina gets photographed twice? That's Lindsay's move! That's like someone ripping off Wilmer Valderrama and statutory raping Dakota Fanning!
Here is Lindsay's "spokesperson's" - statement. I will translate it for you:
Lindsay Lohan has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, her publicist said Friday. "She started attending some, and I think it's a positive thing," Leslie Sloane told The Associated Press.
"I want everyone to leave her the hell alone," Sloane said. "I'm so bored of this with her. No matter what she does, it's never good enough for everybody."
TRANSLATION: Pay attention to her!!! She'll do whatever you want, but please keep talking about her! She's a drunk now! She'll grow her boobs back! She'll out-skinny Nicole Richie! She'll show her vag again! She'll fuck a homeless guy!
"It's a place to go and feel safe," she said. "No one judges her, and it's going to be a slow process. But, to me, the fact that she's seeing that there's something not right makes her smarter than the next person."
TRANSLATION: But only if "the next person" is Sean Connery as played by Darrel Hammond on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Sloane said she thinks the press was unfair to Lohan by ridiculing a statement the actress wrote following last week's death of Robert Altman, who directed her in "A Prairie Home Companion."
A sad Lohan wrote the rambling letter "on the fly" on her Blackberry, Sloane said.
TRANSLATION: On the fly = high on crack cocaine.