I won a limbo contest at my friend Doron Jacubowitz's bar mitzvah and the prize was a Madonna single...on vinyl.
When asked recently what other stuff Jason Bateman has been in, I said I liked him best as the Ricker's friend Derek on "Silver Spoons".
I think "Super Sweet Sixteen" is setting a bad example for the kids.
My last two girlfriends had never seen "Top Gun"because when it came out they were 3.
After a lifetime of playing sports and never stretching, now before any athletic activity I have to do calisthenics like Billy Hoyle in "White Men Can't Jump".
I recently rewatched a Chris Rock special on HBO and thought to myself "does he really have to say pussy so much?"
I watch more shows on CBS than FOX and CW combined.
Whenever I see Rosie O'Donnell I think of the sad and bitter host of VH1's Stand Up Spotlight.
It's now socially acceptable for 30 year old men to play Nintendo (Shut up, it is).
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I met a guy at a bar and he introduced himself as Blair. And he followed it up with "Like the Witch Project." as I said "Like on The Facts of Life!".
When asked if I watch MTV, I replied that I liked it when videos were only on Friday nights.
I love those. If anyone has their own examples, let's hear'em...
I don't even know what "Super Sweet Sixteen" is!
I still feel like the kids on Saved By The Bell look older than me.
"Hot Sundae" forever :-) (fav. episode)
This chick was telling me how much she loved 90210 growing up, and I slipped and shattered my hip.
Hip breakage is always a telltale sign.
My last two girlfriends had never seen "Top Gun" because when it came out they were 3.
irwin, you should stop dating little children, and find yourself a real woman. I'm only making a suggestion; I'm not volunteering. Because 1, I don't know you like that; and 2, I was 4 when Top Gun came out.
I hang out with 30 somethings.....
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