Wednesday, January 10, 2007

I know I'm old cause...

I won a limbo contest at my friend Doron Jacubowitz's bar mitzvah and the prize was a Madonna single...on vinyl.

When asked recently what other stuff Jason Bateman has been in, I said I liked him best as the Ricker's friend Derek on "Silver Spoons".

I think "Super Sweet Sixteen" is setting a bad example for the kids.

My last two girlfriends had never seen "Top Gun"because when it came out they were 3.

After a lifetime of playing sports and never stretching, now before any athletic activity I have to do calisthenics like Billy Hoyle in "White Men Can't Jump".

I recently rewatched a Chris Rock special on HBO and thought to myself "does he really have to say pussy so much?"

I watch more shows on CBS than FOX and CW combined.

Whenever I see Rosie O'Donnell I think of the sad and bitter host of VH1's Stand Up Spotlight.

It's now socially acceptable for 30 year old men to play Nintendo (Shut up, it is).

9 comments:

Kimberly said...

I met a guy at a bar and he introduced himself as Blair. And he followed it up with "Like the Witch Project." as I said "Like on The Facts of Life!".

Anonymous said...

When asked if I watch MTV, I replied that I liked it when videos were only on Friday nights.

Irwin Handleman said...

I love those. If anyone has their own examples, let's hear'em...

Anonymous said...

I don't even know what "Super Sweet Sixteen" is!

Lisa D said...

I still feel like the kids on Saved By The Bell look older than me.

"Hot Sundae" forever :-) (fav. episode)

jim treacher said...

This chick was telling me how much she loved 90210 growing up, and I slipped and shattered my hip.

Irwin Handleman said...

Hip breakage is always a telltale sign.

Bianca Reagan said...

My last two girlfriends had never seen "Top Gun" because when it came out they were 3.

irwin, you should stop dating little children, and find yourself a real woman. I'm only making a suggestion; I'm not volunteering. Because 1, I don't know you like that; and 2, I was 4 when Top Gun came out.

badfish said...

I hang out with 30 somethings.....