I won a limbo contest at my friend Doron Jacubowitz's bar mitzvah and the prize was a Madonna single...on vinyl.
When asked recently what other stuff Jason Bateman has been in, I said I liked him best as the Ricker's friend Derek on "Silver Spoons".
I think "Super Sweet Sixteen" is setting a bad example for the kids.
My last two girlfriends had never seen "Top Gun"because when it came out they were 3.
After a lifetime of playing sports and never stretching, now before any athletic activity I have to do calisthenics like Billy Hoyle in "White Men Can't Jump".
I recently rewatched a Chris Rock special on HBO and thought to myself "does he really have to say pussy so much?"
I watch more shows on CBS than FOX and CW combined.
Whenever I see Rosie O'Donnell I think of the sad and bitter host of VH1's Stand Up Spotlight.
It's now socially acceptable for 30 year old men to play Nintendo (Shut up, it is).