There is a charade being played out on American Idol. You can't put a bunch of white kids up against some fat black women in a singing contest! That's like trying to find the best basketball player and pitting the Lakers against the 7 dwarves. Or having a giant head/short arms contest that includes Kelly Clarkson. There's no mystery there, we all know who's gonna win.
And I don't think I need to present facts to back up my case that all fat black women can sing. The evidence is overwhelming - Fantasia, Jennifer Hudson, Aretha, Mariah...and if you've been to a concert in your life I'm sure you noticed who was singing back up. Fat black women.
But I'll be honest, I'm not voting for them. And not just because I'd never, ever vote for any reality show (except maybe "The Bachelor, if they allowed it). Nope. I'd actually vote for the worst singer of the whole group. Cause singing isn't everything, and neither is fat blackness, you've got to have more. And that's why I'm going with crazy/hot/blowjob girl. Why? Perhaps you didn't hear her name: crazy/hot/blowjob girl.