Let's be honest, "The Hills" wasn't a good show. It was like "Star Wars" with no Darth Vader. Or Harry Potter with no Lord Voldemort. Or "Melrose Place" with no Kimberley. But it became a better show when it got it's own "he who must not be named". And that evil one is of course, Spencer.
Jason did not count as a quality villain. He was too dumb. And also, anyone with a beard like that cannot be taken seriously.
Spencer, on the other hand, with his inability to close his mouth and lack of upper lip, is a true bad guy. At first, his evilness made the show interesting and the reason to watch. But now I'm afraid, it's making me not want to watch.
Why? Because he's so evil, he can't be trusted. Every one of his actions must be called into question. Is that proposal real? Or is it all just a part of his evil master plan to get more face time on TV?
At first glance, he's a reality producer's wet dream. He provides story lines. He's fucking up Heidi and LC's friendship! He's gonna propose, let's follow him ring shopping! He's hitting on Playboy Playmates in front of Heidi!
This is supposed to be reality TV. And it kinda pisses me off to aid in the furthering of two fame whores career. Spencer is not only Heidi's boyfriend, but also her "manager". Obviously, these people will do anything to be famous and it bums me out to watch them do it. Of course it's not the first time people have done this, it's just the first time they've been so evil while doing it.
For further proof, Spencer is the guy who once advised his other client - Brody Jenner - to start having sex with Nicole Richie to get in the tabloids. Here's the exact quote cause I love it:
"Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You'll be, like, a fucking hero to America."
And guess what Brody Jenner did? He went out with Nicole Richie and tried to get her to eat! Spencer is a puppet master.
And when you start processing his puppet master abilities, you realize that "The Hills" is all bullshit - just like Heidi's nose and boobs. Spencer and Heidi are staging stuff for maximum exposure. This is why it's good that "The Real World" and "Survivor" and other reality shows change their cast every year. They don't give their cast a chance to understand how the process works and then manipulate it. MTV should never have given He who shall not be named that chance.
But you know what? Fuck it, I knew that scar on Kimberely's head wasn't real, that didn't make it any less awesome...