That's right, mom, your boy is making you proud on national TV again. Sunday night, 10:00 on Comedy Central - after the first commercial break.
Unfortunately, you'll have to quickly flip away from Vh1, where "Rock of Love" is just ending. I know it will be difficult. You'll want to spend the next couple of minutes thinking about Lacey's evilness, what Jes is doing on that show, and how many surgeries Bret has had on his (possibly) methed face.
But turn it, you must. Because your son is bending over and getting his ass probed by a Honduran comic in alien makeup. Another shining moment in a memorable "acting" career of half-nakedness and homo erotocism.
The women in the tennis league will be so jealous!