We've been here before with OJ, America. And I don't want all of us to end up with egg on our face again. Just like last time, the Juice is being accused of a crime, and just like last time, people are assuming he's guilty. But let's remember, last time everyone turned out to be wrong. OJ was innocent, and he might be innocent again.
And is it really stealing if it's your stuff? Jodie Foster's gunning down people in the subway left and right and she's some kind of hero, and you're gonna call OJ a criminal? I don't think so.
Did they arrest Batman? No! They made movies about him! A mugger would take an old lady's purse and Batman would use a boomerang to get it back, is that armed robbery? Well OJ doesn't have access to boomerangs, this isn't fucking Australia, he has our version of boomerangs: dudes with guns.
Now I'm not going as far as to say that OJ is the Dark Knight, but he was a black running back. And even if he did do it, it was probably because he loved that memorabilia too much.