We don't. And we're actually pretty serious about it. And yet, much to my chagrin, it seems like bangs are the new high waisted pant. So let me very clear: Guys do not like bangs.
I know what you're thinking, "not all guys". Yes, all guys! "But my boyfriend loves mine". He's lying, bitch!
Even the very few women that look okay with bangs, would look better without bangs. That is undisputed fact. You know what's scary? I don't know which I'd more prefer: a world without dogs or a world without bangs. Okay, I'd want the dog-free world, but bangs is up there!
Maybe it's our fault that you do all these unattractive things to yourselves. The worst of us is making you believe that we want to have sex with you no matter what. It ain't true.
See this chick? Her bangs are keeping her from getting banged. That's right, you heard me. Those bangs are hiding a hot forehead, I'm sure of it.
Listen, I'm not trying to hate here, I'm just giving you what me and my homies call "real talk". Let me sum up with this example: have you ever looked at an old, embarrassing picture of yourself and said "Oh my God, look at those non-bangs! What was I thinking? I should've had bangs there!"
No, that's never happened ever. And if you say it has you're a liar and a bang haver and part of the problem. But you know you've looked at an old, embarrassing picture of yourself and said "those bangs are horrible"!
Now just apply that statement to always and we'll be cool.