Monday, February 04, 2008
Shouldn't the Hottest Chick in the World Look Less Like Steffi Graf?
How come when I say I don't get why Giselle is considered hot I get the same looks as when I say pet ownership should be abolished? I don't get it.
Okay, she's a freak, she's 5'11" and 100 pounds and no human should have those dimensions. But why is that attractive? It's not! Steffi Graf's head on a stick is not cute.
I don't mean to pile on you, Tom Brady, but I guess you're just gonna have to make due with your average looking girlfriend, your millions of dollars, your dreamy eyes, and pet ownership.