I apologize but there isn't a recap of "The Bachelor: The Girls Tell All" this week. Why? Because I'm still at work and the show is currently on. If it was a real episode maybe I'd do it in the morning, but I'm tired, y'all. Brotha needs the rest of the night off.
I'm not gonna completely let you down though, here's a recap of what most likely happened:
An audience full of overweight white women.
A bunch of video clips humorously edited together.
Everyone hates Robin.
Amanda is still bitter.
Matt feels bad (but doesn't really feel bad).
Matt's "in love", most likely with "the perfect girl".
I apologize, but I'll be back for the finale next week!