I guess it would technically be called a progressing hairline, but pro-ceding just has a better ring to it. Anyway, my hair has never been a particular bright spot for me. No has ever confused my hair for John Stamos's hair. No one has ever confused our faces either.
I always wanted straight hair, but had to settle for a dirty blonde-ish jewfro. And that's why I've kept it short by getting the same exact haircut...for the last 32 years.
Now let's be honest, it's not exactly boisterous up there at this stage of my life. But I woke up the other morning with some signs of life. A lot of guys have receding hairlines, but I have a pro-ceding hairline. I am growing hair smack in between my eyebrows and my hairline. Well, not hair. One hair. One single strand of blonde hair.
That can't be right. There is no a strong chance that I will be bald but have a hairy forehead. That would be a first, I think. Not counting cro-magnons.
I tried to get a picture of it but it's really hard to see. I could only see it when standing in front of my "good mirror". That's the mirror that is in my kitchen and for some reason allows me to see every blemish and horrible shaving mishap I have.
So I went to where the good mirror is and took a picture. Where I'm pulling is the guilty hair.
So there you go, possibly the first ever pro-ceding hairline ever captured on film. Someone call Guinness...or Darwin.