I always wanted straight hair, but had to settle for a dirty blonde-ish jewfro. And that's why I've kept it short by getting the same exact haircut...for the last 32 years.
Now let's be honest, it's not exactly boisterous up there at this stage of my life. But I woke up the other morning with some signs of life. A lot of guys have receding hairlines, but I have a pro-ceding hairline. I am growing hair smack in between my eyebrows and my hairline. Well, not hair. One hair. One single strand of blonde hair.
That can't be right. There is no a strong chance that I will be bald but have a hairy forehead. That would be a first, I think. Not counting cro-magnons.
I tried to get a picture of it but it's really hard to see. I could only see it when standing in front of my "good mirror". That's the mirror that is in my kitchen and for some reason allows me to see every blemish and horrible shaving mishap I have.
So I went to where the good mirror is and took a picture. Where I'm pulling is the guilty hair.
So there you go, possibly the first ever pro-ceding hairline ever captured on film. Someone call Guinness...or Darwin.
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I am laughing so hard, I am almost crying.
Nick doesn't have a pro-ceding hairline, but he definitely has a 2-head!I am not sure what is worse!
I had that happen to me once. Overnight, I had a freakishly long hair growing out of my forehead. The weirder part was when I called my friend to tell him, and I said, "You'll never guess what I found this morning when I woke up!" He guessed, "A freakishly long hair growing out of the middle of your forehead?"
I plucked it and it hasn't come back since. That was 7 years ago, so I guess it's not going to.
Hott.
does anyone else want Irwin as much as I do right now?
I have one thin, white hair that will grow overnight from the middle of my cheek. I pluck it. It goes away for a while--sometimes a long while. Then it comes back. It's been doing that since puberty (which was long ago. I'm female, btw. No other weird facial hair. Just that one.)
SNL joke tonight about proceeding hairlines. They're thieves!
Clearly a sign that I need to get a life - I immediately thought of you (a person I don't actually know) after hearing the joke on SNL and had to come make a comment. And I wasn't even the first one!
The joke, incidentally, was in reference to Rod Blagojevich's proceding hairline. So you have something in common with him, sort of, which is special.
I wonder if Blago's hairline started with an innocent blonde forehead strand and then exploded into what it is today...
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