Monday, May 18, 2009

Sorry, Jillian. I Can't Do It.

I'm taking this season off and regrouping. I predict a strong comeback when The Bachelor returns in the fall. Jillian just doesn't get it done for me. Sometimes America doesn't want what it says it wants, and the producers should've known better.

They were working so hard in the opening to make her look "sexy". Dude, I have bigger tits...that's actually not saying much, I kinda have big tits. But she does say "i'm not the prettiest bachelorette, or the sexiest". I respect the honesty, but I'm not watching a TV show to see Jane Average, I wanna see Jane Megan Fox.

I did like though that they had a shot of her eating a hot dog in the open. I think her and the guy who only blinks with only his right eye are perfect for each other.

This season has provided us one good thing though: Billbro for Bachelor! Who's with me?

4 comments:

Erin said...

Nooooo. I sat through 2 hours of that mediocrity last night just for the review AND its the only reason I woke up and made it somewhat on-time for work.

Irwin Handleman said...

I was really dreading an email like this. I feel bad. But I think it will make the next season better for me, recap wise. They're burning me out with 2 seasons a year, all 2 hour episodes, and unattractive bachelor/bachelorettes. it's a toxic combination.

evier said...

I was disappointed when you first said you wouldn't be recapping it, back when Jillian was announced. I can't blame you now though. Last night's episode was soooooooooo boring. Even the foot fetish guy didn't bring any drama. I might tune in towards the end of the season, but I can't sit through any more episodes like last night's.

Jaime said...

Say it ain't so...I mean, I sort of get it but you're recaps are the main reason I've stayed with the show!!