I've been neglecting the blog because of craziness - just caught up with work and now I'm sick. This is how bad it is: I haven't even watched Monday night's Bachelorette yet. Yes, you should be worried. But I'll be back next week.
Quick story from tonight:
I've mentioned this before, but my sister's biggest pet peeve are people who look at what you're buying at the grocery store in the checkout line. Well, I was in Von's just a moment ago, and it happened. I was in line, and a guy looks at my stuff and goes:
(creepy/chipper) "That's an interesting combo!"
Here's what I was buying:
Green grapes, jug of lemonade, peaches, Dayquil, Emergen-C, and 6 Haagen Daas bars.
So I go, yeah I'm a little sick. He says "you sound a little rough".
So then I'm like, fuck it, what's he got on the ol' conveyor belt. I was praying for condoms or preparation H or at least some tampons. But nope, the man was a health nut. He had bananas, oranges, and some bran cereal.
I said "well, maybe if I ate like you I wouldn't be sick".
He replies: "Yep, maybe."
Fucking dick. You know you want one of these Haagan Daas bars. It's a sick day! I shouldn't be defending myself to the likes of you, grocery looker.
Anyway, for my sister's sake and for my sake, mind your business at the store.
Oh, before I forget: Happy OJ Freeway Chase Anniversary!