The Right Wing's New Hero

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Carrie Prejean...

That's quite a threesome. The hunter, the hater, and the masturbator.

You may remember that young Carrie burst onto the scene with her heroic anti-gay marriage answer during the Miss USA pageant. She was a defender of traditional values. A champion of conservatism. Another strong woman being targeted by the evil liberal media!

After the pageant, she was quickly made the poster child of the conservative right. Perhaps she could even become the next Sarah Palin. A tea bagger you'd love to tea bag.

Unfortunately, the Sean Hannity's of the world overlooked one small problem: she's a moron.

What clue could there have been? Well there was the time she said gays could marry in America. Or when she called heterosexual marriage "opposite marriage". Or how about the fact that she does pageants.

Still, they missed those signs.

It seems like a recurring pattern with these nutcases. They are so desperate for anyone who is like them - but good looking - that they will grasp at anyone who comes on the scene - be it Palin, Joe the Plumber, or Ms. auto eroticizer. They wrap their arms around them unconditionally without any idea of who they actually are, only to find out later that they suck. But instead of wiping their hands clean and saying "my bad", they go with the "the liberal media is tearing us down" routine. And by tearing down they mean asking them what magazines they like to read.

You thought Katie Couric was tough? Well how about that hard hitting journalist, Larry King?

If you missed this, prepare to get uncomfortable...