The Conservatives got a new hero this week. Yes, another one. They finally threw Prejean to the curb, and found an even better inspiration.
This true patriot was at a Sarah Palin book signing, innocently waiting in line for an autograph. And that's when the evil one, Satan incarnate herself, yes: Norah O'Donnell reared her ugly serpentine head, armed with, gasp! Questions. Here's what happened next:
What a brave soul, standing up to O'Donnell like that. I mean, "I don't...where did you hear that?" It's not exactly "give me liberty or give me death", but no matter. This clip quickly circulated in conservative circles. And they came to the same conclusion that any of us would...
Norah O'Donnell is a bitch...and that Sarah Palin fan rules!!!
No, I don't get it either. The Palin girl quite clearly has no fucking idea what she's talking about. But apparently that's okay, because "she's only 17 years old". Oh, that makes it better. Fine, she's 17. Still, she's a moron. So I don't understand celebrating her as if she's a hero. She's not a hero, she's seriously misinformed. That's not a good trait to have, no matter how old you are.
I don't understand this political movement. They love not knowing shit. It reminds me of Chris Rock's old bit "Black People vs. Ni--ers", I'll substitute the N word with conservatives:
"Do you know the worst thing about conservatives? Conservatives love to not know. Nothing makes a conservative happier than to not answer your question. Just ask a conservative any question, "what's the capital of Zaire?" "I don't know that shit, I'm keeping it real. Conservatives love to keep it real, real dumb".
Why do they love dumb people so much? Does anyone have an answer for this? Seriously, I'm asking. I'm beginning to think they'll just like anybody who can't answer simple questions. And then I saw this today, which confirmed my suspicions...