I'm not writing about this whole thing, but I just turned it on and they're talking about why Jake got chosen. Mike Fleiss says that they wanted it to be Reid, but Jake was just so sincere about finding a wife. And then Chris Harrison says this about Jake:
"He was really like one of our Bachelorettes"
They're interviewing "Bachelor Bloggers". How am I not famous? I blame you guys.
Fleiss says that the Bachelor who slept with the most people on the show was Bob Guiney. That's not what I've heard. A very reliable source told me that the most whorey Bachelor was actually...Trista. That's true.
My favorite bachelor, Brad (or is it Chad?), makes a rare appearance. Post Bachelor life was rough on him. America hated him. He couldn't go out in public without hearing about it. And that's when a realization hit me like a punch to the gut:
This whole thing is twice as bad, because it means that Chad can't go out in public either!
Don't you get it? They are identical twins. It is physically impossible to tell them apart. Brad's pain is Chad's pain, people. The whole thing is so unfair. But that's what happens when two people are completely identical to one another in every single way.