That is Emily Valentine from Beverly Hills 90210. The year was 1995. Brandon Walsh was happily with Kelly Taylor. But for some unknown reason, he decided to reconnect with his long lost ex-girlfriend, and love of his life, Emily Valentine. And on that same very night, there was a house party where a fire broke out and Kelly Taylor burned her neck.
Now, never mind that Emily Valentine was never really the love of his life, and was in fact, a complete psycho hose beast who secretly drugged Brandon, crank called his house 5,000 times, and tried to burn the senior float down.
And never mind that the Brandon Walsh that I know, was always a super cool guy who always did the right thing (except for that time he got a DUI), and would never cheat on his lady.
Never mind those two things...you're trying to tell me that Brandon would risk his relationship with Kelly for those awful, awful bangs! Impossible.
That is the worst haircut I've ever seen. And I saw it while still in my formative years. It had to have an effect on me. I guess what I'm trying to say is...
Emily Valentine ruined bangs for everyone.
6 comments:
amen brother
Brandon may have been on u-four-ia, and Emily may have slipped it to him...again.
yes! now there's a good theory. or maybe the u-four-ia she slipped him 2 years prior had some sort of delayed effect.
I didn't think she'd be able to top the Billy Idol hair she was sporting 2 years ago.
The world now makes sense. It's like seeing a color I've never seen before.
What an awesome show! 902010 Beverly Hills was awesome!
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