I Finally Did Drugs

I have never done drugs in my life. Well, unless you count alcohol. No cigarettes, no weed, no nothing.

But yesterday, I did some honest to goodness drugs. I am no longer pristine. I can't tell you what it was, but if you watch Tosh on Tuesday at 10 on Comedy Central you will see the effects.

That's all I can say. If that isn't must see TV, I don't know what is.