A very nice person in the comments section informed me that the Bachelor website has the ages of the women on the show. What a gold mine. As expected, it is filled with lies.
The oldest age listed is 32, and every one else is 30 or under. Michelle, who I predicted was 45, is supposedly 30.
Well, this sent me off on a google mission, and I found something even greater than her real age. I found something that will not only send me on a joke flurry for as long as she is on the show, it also neatly ties together my two favorite shows.
Here is what I found...
Sanders, you sly dog.