Well, I didn't make it. What can I say? I forgot that in Arizona, prime time starts at 7 and the local news starts at 10. What a retarded, old person state. Fact is, I probably wouldn't have made it anyway. I worked from about 7am to 10:40pm. So I would've had 20 minutes.
But I've heard things...
First of all, and most importantly, Kasey finally acknowledged the frog voice! How brutal is it that this moment, a moment that I've been waiting years for, happened and I missed it? Life just isn't fair.
So he says it's a speech impediment? Is that real? You can have an impediment that makes you sound like a deaf guy? I guess I think of that as more of a stutter type of thing. But okay. When I get back from this trip I'm going to do some heavy research into this.
Second of all, I heard Ella's boobs are gigantic and she looks good. So I guess Erica's dad has his first success story.
Third, Holly and Michael shared the money, but Holly and Blake are engaged, and the engagement thing felt staged and weird. I'm going to have to watch to confirm, but sounds lame. Still, I think they deserve each other, and they did seem genuinely infatuated last week. I'm a believer.
And fourth, Jackie can't figure out why it didn't work out with Ames? Really? You can't put your finger on that one? He had to run off on one of his solo missions to the Far East and you're still drawing a blank?
Okay, that's it. Hopefully I'll get to watch soon. I apologize again.
One last thing: I know it was just 9/11 and everything, but that being said: fuck American Airlines and every fat black lady that works for them. They suck.
Also, being back on my old college campus is depressing. I can't believe I'm this old, and I can't believe I went to school with these maniacs.
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I was JUST going to tell you that Kasey fessed up to the retard voice. Please let us know when you fully research this bullshit.
Sorry you missed it. They don't have TIVO in AZ?
HOLY SHIT - LIVE UPDATE - KASEY IS CRYING!!!!! BAWLING HIS EYES OUT. Vienna is still a bitch.
Blake looks like the smuggest prick when Holly tells Michael she's engaged. Poor Michael. Why can't he be the next Bachelor???
Ella does not look good. Her face looks busted. I am sure you will concur once you see the footage.
Ellas nose especially looked odd, it was all covered in muddy looking make up. Blake was such a punk, he and dimwitted Holly deserve each other.
For the love of GOD can someone please help Ben with his hair?! No one parts their hair down the middle, unless you live in 1927 and are 4 hrs old.
youv'e let me down, Irwin. Your blog is looked forward to more than the actual show! what's a gal to do now?
Does that anonymous mention of Ben mean that he is the next bachelor? I'm sure I could do some actual research. But I'd rather get all of my info from this blog.
Seriously, why can't Michael be the next Bachelor? I don't find either him or Ben to be attractive but at least Michael has a personality. And I dread how many times we'll hear "leap of faith" come out of Ben's mouth this season. Gross.
Blake did look so smug--I swear he actually enjoyed Michael's pain. What a dick.
It looks like "the hulu" has three (free) full length episodes that aired on 9/12/2011.
Handleman, why you gotta be calling out the sistas? That coulda been my mama lol.
Growing up in TX we had a saying: There's only 2 people in this world that's really free - white men - cuz they run the world. And black women - cuz they do whatever the hell they want!
You want to know what I would really adore? I'll tell you anyway. I would adore for some one to send a copy of the hateful remarks you make to your bosses since we all know where you work, since you don't shut up about it b/c you wont realize all anyone cares about are your reality show updates, and that your show will be x'd soon, b/c you factually suck as a writer in any other realm, so they could see what a complete bigot you are. Don't give a shit about your witty repertoire anymore, pressing a race of people under your deludely priviledged white thumb, is not funny. In my humble opinion of course.
Whoa Hack! You just got busted, dude.
Probably this statement got her ... "fuck American Airlines and every fat black lady that works for them. They suck."
She thought that you meant that fat black ladies suck.
That finale was incredible! I like it after all thanks for share.
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