I'm gonna take a week off for the holidays and I'll be back on January 2nd. Why January 2nd? Because that's when the motherfucking Bachelor is back. I really hate myself, but the opportunity to make fun of Ben and his boring ass moles is too good to pass up.
It's been a great year on this blog because of you guys. Thank you all for reading and commenting and keeping me going, I really appreciate it. Even that crazy bitch from the Occupy movement who thinks we're all racists and part of the 1% was enjoyable for the first 15 comments. So thanks again.
See you in 2012 for the most dramatic end to civilization yet!
9 comments:
Yesss!!! Oh hack you make me so happy!!!!
Dec. 21, 2012.... the end of the long-cycle Mayan calendar, galactic alignment with the sun eclipsing the dark center (black hole) of the Milky Way galaxy, Nostradamus' predictions of world devastation.
And, Bachelor Ben in January!
It's going to be a long weird year, with many strange happenings.
Just glad that you'll be adding some levity to it all!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy New Year!
I am so happy you are 'doing' the Bachelor!! I know I will hate myself, but end up watching it, so I am thrilled you will be there for the lackluster ride as well, it makes it palatable.
Happy Festivus and all that. Cheers to the New Year too!
Yes, yes, yes! I love you Hack.
Merry Fucking Christmas!
-Ben(12pt)
The fact that you think people who believe in social justice are crazy bitches is why you're the enemy.
Who would have thought a Tosh.0 writer would be a misogynist.
Dude, Happy New Year! Your blog is the best, can't wait to read what you come up with in the upcoming year.
thanks. happy new year!
Yay Bachelor recaps!! I was feeling a little post holidays blues-ish and now something to look forward too! Happy New Year and thanks for sharing all your crazee Hollywood stories with us.
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