These bang lovers are making extremely strong points, and it's tough for me to formulate any comeback. So without further ado, here is the angry comment of the week:
Anonymous writes:On the one hand he's telling me that I "can't judge so harshly on people", and on the next he's hating on my small wiener. Not cool, bro.
Zooey fucking Deschanel. You want to tell me she's not hot? I'm a guy and my girl doesn't have bangs, but I want her to get some. You can't judge so harshly on people. Some girls can handle them. How about you show a picture of your body flab and small penis. See if the girls like it
This guy really loves bangs though, huh? I feel bad for his girlfriend, who is being forced into an awful hairstyle she has no interest in.
The best part about this comment is that about a half hour later, he posted another comment in the same post, also under anonymous, that said "i agree with the above dude" and linked to a picture of Taylor Swift.
It's also funny that his glowing example of great bangs is Zooey Deschanel, my mortal enemy. I guess he's not a regular reader and doesn't know that I find her disgusting. Oh well, she probably doesn't like my body flab, so touche.