So let me get this straight:
Lance Armstrong, Pre-Steroids: 0 Tour De Frances, Nut Cancer, Zero Dollars, Never Fucked Sheryl Crow
Lance Armstrong, With Steroids: 7 Tour De Frances, Cancer Free, $100 Million Dollars, Fucked Sheryl Crow
Yeah, I can't believe he cheated either.
Why are steroids bad again? You know that term, "miracle drug"? Wasn't that supposed to be like, a positive thing? Cause this shit appears to be a miracle drug, and it's doing miracle-ey things...depending on how you feel about a hundred million dollars and Shery Crow's vagina.
Yes, I know, if you abuse steroids, you put your health at risk. I can say the same thing about McDonalds, alcohol, cigarettes, living in Detroit, watching Alex Smith play quarterback...
But none of those things turn you into fucking Superman. So maybe a few side effects aren't the worst thing in the world. At the very least, perhaps we should put a few scientists on this thing and see if there might be some good here.
Also, read this story.