Everyone calm down. I'm going to be fine. The news that "Bachelor Pad" isn't coming back this summer is way worse.
With this double whammy of horribleness, I will be taking the week off to focus on my anti-biotic regimen and plot revenge on Mike Fleiss. Feel free to check out other blogs, see what's out there, but don't forget all of the things I've done for you.
And just to squash the rumors right now, no, Selma did not mail me anthrax. As far as we know.